Rex Stout’s
Descriptions of Nero Wolfe,
Archie Goodwin, and Wolfe’s Office
DESCRIPTION
OF NERO WOLFE
Height 5 ft. 11 in. Weight 278 lbs.
Age 56.
Mass of dark brown hair, very little greying, is not parted
but sweeps off to the right because he brushes with his right hand. Dark brown eyes are average in size, but look
smlaller because they are mostly half closed.
They are always aimed straight at the person he is talking to. Forehead is high. Head and face are big but do not seem so in
proportion to the whole. Ears rather small. Nose long and narrow, slightly aquiline. Mouth mobile and extremely variable; lips
when pursed are full and thick, but in tense moments they are thin and their
line is long. Cheeks full but not pudgy;
the high point of the cheekbone can be seen from straight front. Complexion vaies from florid after meals to
an ivory pallor late at night when he has spent six hard hours working on
someone. He breathes smoothly and
without sound except when he is eating; then he takes in and lets out great
gusts of air. His massive shoulders
never slump; when he stands up at all he stands straight. He shaves every day. He has a small brown mole above his right
cheekbone, halfway between the chin and the ear.
DESCRIPTION OF ARCHIE GOODWIN
Height 6 feet. Weight 180 lbs. Age 32.
Hair is light rather than dark, but just barely decided not to be red;
he gets it cut every two weeks, rather short, and brushes it straight back, but
it keeps standing up. He shaves four
times a week and grasps at every opportunity to make it only three times. His features are all regular, well-modeled
and well-proportioned, except the nose.
He escapes the curse of being the movie star type only through the
nose. It is not a true pug and is by no
means a deformity, but it is a little short and the ridge is broad, and the tip
has continued on its own, beyond the cartilage, giving the impression of
startling and quite independent initiative.
The eyes are grey, and are inquisitive and quick to move. He is muscular both in appearance and in
movement, and upright in posture, but his shoulders stoop in unconscious
reaction to Wolfe’s criticism that he is too self-assertive.
DESCRIPTION OF THE OFFICE
The old brownstone on West 35th Street is a double-wide house. Entering at the front door, which is seven
steps up from the sidewalk, you are facing the length of a wide carpeted
hall. At the right is an enormous coat
rack, eight feet wide, then the stairs, and beyond the stairs the door to the
dining room. There were originally two
rooms on that side of the hall, but Wolfe had the partition removed and turned
it into a dining room forty feet long, with a table large enough for six (but extensible)
square in the middle. It (and all other
rooms) are carpeted; Wolfe hates bare floors.
At the far end of the big hall is the kitchen. At the left of the big hall are too doors;
the first is one is to what Archie calls the front room, and the second is to
the office. The front room is used
chiefly as an anteroom; Nero and Archie do no living there. It is rather small, and the furniture is a
random mixture without any special character.
The office is big and nearly square. In
the far corner to the left (as you enter from the hall) a small rectangle has
ween walled off to make a place for a john and a washbowk—to save steps for
Wolfe. The door leading to it faces you,
and around the corner, along the opther wall, is a wide and well-cushioned
couch.
In furnishings the room has no apparent unity but it has plenty of
character. Wolfe permits nothing to be
in it that he doesn’t enjoy looking at, and that is the only criterion for
admission. The globe is three feet in
diameter. Wolfe’s chair was made by
Meyer of cardato.[1] His desk is cherry,
which clashes with the cardato, but Wolfe likes it. The couch is upholstered in bright yellow
material which has to go to the cleaners every six months. The carpet was woven in Montenegro in the
early nineteenth century and has been extensively patched. The only wall décor are three pictures: a
Manet, a copy of a Correggio, and a genuine Leonardo sketch. The chairs are all shapes, colors, materials,
and sizes. The office makes you blink
with bewilderment at the first view, but if you had Archie’s job and lived
there you would probably learn to like it.
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[1] What follows is my commentary on one point—the “cardato”
of the chair clashing with the “cherry of the desk.
http://cittadiprato.it/EN/Sezioni/267/Cardato/
“ 'Cardato' is a woollen fabric
consisting of big and hairy yarns, particularly warm and of medium-high weight,
therefore ideal for the winter season.
Cardato fabric was
the traditional mainstay of the Prato industry from the mid-19th to the
mid-20th century, especially in its 'regenerated' version. This fibre is
obtained by recycling old clothes and production waste into yarn to be spun and
woven again.
“From the
beginning, wool regeneration met with great success, reducing the costs of raw
material and manufacturing and giving rise to a new expert, the rag man, who,
through his experience and tactile sensibility, could classify fibres very
accurately. After the Second World War, Prato became the world's most important
and specialized centre for the collection of rags: more than half of the huge
amounts of rags reaching Prato’s warehouses are exported abroad after being graded
and packed in bales."
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Cardato is still an
important part of textile production as it lends itself to creative and diverse
processing methods (fantasy yarns, mix of colours) and the
environmentally-sustainable regenerated wool is attracting new interest, as it
uses textile cut-offs that would otherwise become waste.”
It’s not clear to me why or how the chair would have to clash with the chair,
as the color of the chair could be almost anything—cardato is the type of
fabric, not the color. Stout had to know
this, so whether he chose not to explain further, or all of the cardato fabric
he was familiar with would have provided a discordant contrast with the cherry
of the desk.